I simply cannot this is taking place to check here me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just took place. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?